Wedding Vows for Athena & Odysseus

July 13th, 2003

Welcome family and friends of Athena Bunnybutt Nasir & Odysseus Bunnybutt Nasir. We are meeting on this bunnderful occasion, to celebrate the marriage of the two most beautiful and handsome bunnies in the universe.

Athena & Odysseus, you have been in bunny love together for four wonderful months. Tonight, you declare, to all and to each other, your promise to remain in cuteness bunny love for the rest of your lives.

Athena, your love has truly grown for Odysseus, ever since you were sharing your food together in the bonding bathtub, you reached over to Odysseus, and gave him kisses on his forehead for the first time.

You truly deserve such a handsome and fluffy bun to be your eternal bun-mate.

Odysseus, you accepted her kisses with admiration, and decided shortly after that you would give Athena kisses too. You have been so charming and so courageous, moving into a new home after gallantly fighting off a large bird - and while you recovered, you found Athena, the love of your life.

To commemorate this glorious vow of marriage, we will now have the "Biting of the Bunny Wedding Toast" ceremony.

Do you, Athena Bunnybutt Nasir, take this Bun to be your bunnderfully wedded Husbun, as your most fluffy and kissey-faced companion, with charm and passion always?

To show that you do, please bite this most delicious Wedding Toast.

Do you, Odysseus Bunnybutt Nasir, take this Bun to be your bunnderfully wedded Wife, as your most fluffy and kissey-faced companion, with charm and passion always?

To show that you do, please bite this most delicious Wedding Toast.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to introduce as Husbun and Wife for the first time, Odysseus & Athena Bunnybutt Nasir.

Odysseus, you may nuzzle the bride! [Throwing of the rose petals.]

Now let's have a champaigne wedding toast for the lovely Bride & Groom!